timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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thereisaratinyourtea:

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

Нет

thereisaratinyourtea:

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

Нет

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asker

Anonymous asked: Pedophile fucking scum.

If I were an octopus, I would slap you with all 8 of my tentacles.

disney-magical:

disney-princess-unite:

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

-Rapunzel

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Never give up on your TC. Miracles happen every day.

Where the heck are all the falafel places around here?

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

electric-serenity:

if you wear your cutest outfit and your tc doesn’t see it did you really even wear the outfit at all

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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