Fuck, my tea. — me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via elder-schraderham)


oh my lord…

so i was watching family feud before and the question was “what is something that takes a man 10 minutes to do?”  and of course one girl has to go, “having sex”.  and i’m like yeah, ok that’s pretty much the answer to every question on this show.  but then the answer shows up on the board but it says “make love to self” anD I CHOKED ON MY SOUP LIKE THIS SHOW, MAN

Born too late for you to notice me. To you, I’m just a kid that you won’t date… Why was I born too late? Born too late to have a chance to win your love, oh why, oh why was it my fate to be born too late? — “Born Too Late" by The Poni-Tails (via lolitagegap)

(via there-is-a-name-for-what-i-am)

Does anyone know how I can contact Lena Dunham for a business inquiry?

An email address would be preferable, but if you know of any contact information (besides twitter), please let me know.  Thank you!




canada looks really broken


u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

Wait for me, Canada!  Take me with you!

(via notaveryexactscience)

I’ve realized that it’s probably better when my parents just hit me and get it over with.  Because now my dad is gone, and I don’t know when/if he’s coming back.